scream for un-eccentricity

truth is.

2007-07-02T23:19:00.001+08:00

i was never royalty. but i'm guessing you knew that all along.

This place has brought about so much and now having to leave is really and essentially, emo. I'll leave this place up for memories sake but i guess that's that. xD

piebald yo.

2007-06-30T01:10:00.000+08:00

MIDYEARS ARE MOTHER OVER PEOPLE. And Henry isn't an arsenal player any more but his legacy and those brilliant moments live on. Oh but now now S34ers are wasting their post midyear lives away at my living room playing monopoly -.-

I heart effiiciency. Okay a more "weel rounded and wholesome" post when I'm sane. Or when tevez becomes gunner property. night!

photosss

2007-06-18T23:44:00.000+08:00

please note that post heading means business. Continue reading only if:
1. You just want to waste your time senselessly
2. Are looking for unglam fotos of SIEW XIANGLIN (hahaha i feel evil)
3. Think leprechauns are cool and is looking for the adoption hotline at the end.

STJ!

CTC @ Northlight

Northlight!

Hush lil baby

AQUILA BABEHH

Gossip/bitch/whatever

Group 2 facilss.

Brace yourself.

Christen professionalism at protect the line shames suckers like me. bleh.

smilee.

Adhoc plus extra janet. tskk.

chips anyone?

randermm

unglam no.2!

grp 2 facils! most hardworking k? lol.

some game.

PSI. switzerland

the view from stuttgart hostel.

mercedes plant.

Bern, cool city.

Gruyere, village of lubly cheeeese.

chocolate tasting should be made an olympic sport.

Coolness

who turned off the heater?

them swiss german trip peeps

frogdog!

Sthreefour

money is worthless

2007-06-11T00:57:00.000+08:00

Splurge here.

Because shoes are cool and rabbits are so hip yo!

<3 serena ryder

2007-06-10T23:24:00.000+08:00

"She's smooth, emotional and Canadian..."

Fell right back into love with igif and cpmu(thanks BoB!). I have so much to thank them for, Robert Post, Say Anything, Bishop Allen just to name a few.

Meeting club emo tomorrow for some quality mugging time. Yes consience, you can rest easy now after weeks of screaming and pestering. And now, back to more ryder-goodness...

Anyway.

2007-06-06T21:05:00.000+08:00

People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.

If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;
Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway.

This poems sits humbly in one of the male staff toilets in Northlight School, presumably to motivate those guys in one of the harshest teaching environments. The past 3 days in northlight school has certainly been enriching. Running a camp was never easy, much less running it for kids with life stories that put most channel 8 dramas to shame.

Ad-hoc, job blardy well done. Especially Elaine and Christen for so much dedication to a very tough assignment. Much love to all CT councillors for being understanding and mature people in the camp, I'm very sure you've became imba role models to them. Group 2 were tought nuts and despite seeing very little cracks in their shells by camp's end, I know they took something away.

back.

2007-06-02T23:20:00.000+08:00

Back from the land of neutrality (and Heidi Klum's fatherland). That's switzerland and germany for you in case you din get it the first time.

Photos shall come another day. Right now, exhaustion and the prospect of CIP over the next 4 days is consuming the remaining ounce(s) of strength.

Oh and I've got chokolats. So, be nice. :))

F(x)

2007-05-21T22:23:00.000+08:00

Jarren oh Jarren, why is it you seek elation, only to turn it down when it seeks you. Has the company of fear and worry ingested you that badly that cynicism follows your every joy?

Today was supposed to be one of those better days.

On a much lighter note, Bang & Olufsen make dang nice earphones. Yours ears are so jealous of mine right now.

photos.

2007-05-17T21:36:00.000+08:00

15/16 exco

16th EXCO!! xD but where am i looking?!

classic jiayi pose.

fries and lust. i want louis.

xianglin the pres!

Sarah, Sheue Ying and me.

prelude to cake-in-face. heee.

sic transit

2007-05-16T21:57:00.000+08:00

I think there's something in the air tonight. Or maybe it's just the ~~rotting~~ icekachang.

3 weeks

2007-05-13T23:26:00.000+08:00

It's funny how things don't make sense, and yet do all at the same time. Subtlety is so very taken for granted. Yes, i know how awkward that sounds, cos subtle things are afterall, meant to be taken as shades and tints. But through this weeks, it has become a realisation how blatantly blind we all are of the wondrous blessings that wrap around us so feebly like the wax coating of the white rabbit sweet. But bad analogy aside, all i'm asking and praying for is a grateful heart, one that appreciates.

CT Council investiture has finally passed. Certain things happened after that but I don't blame any of them. It's the start of a new term- once again. But somehow, it's different. Huge thankyous to all them 16ths, especially exco! Xianglin, Mellim, zhiquan, Melyuen, Nicole, Jiayi, we've still got quite abit ahead, but knowing how commited and caring each one of you are, there is no fear!

Reliving my love affair with the format. I swear, I'll gladly trade in my shins/mika/flaming lips CD for dog problems. But since the sad fact is that singapore only supports half my music taste, I think im just gonna splurge on other CDs. Jack mannequin, razorlight, joss stone look pretty yummy. plus, the jack CD is only 15 at gramophone. bloody tempted.

oh and since she reminded me, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIEW XIANGLIN THE ONE WITH THE NOT PURPLE NOT BLUE BUT ORANGE ADIDAS WATCH and MEL LIM THE LATELY VERY UNWELL SECRETARY. hahaha.

Rough week

2007-04-24T18:44:00.001+08:00

Mock SPA; Interview; Revenge of the flu.

Oh and not forgeting econs lectures.

Rough week

2007-04-24T18:44:00.000+08:00

Mock SPA; Interview; Revenge of the flu.

Oh and not forgeting econs lectures.

blimey turf city

2007-04-17T19:39:00.000+08:00

It's national cross country tomorrow and I can't go down to turf city. It really feels like shit cos cross country were always awesome times. but ahwell, I shall be there in spirit. All the best redshirts, both VS and VJC alike. Show them.

And since I won't be able to scream this tmr...
AH NOH NEH (AN NOH NEH)
BAK KUT TEH (BAK KUT TEH)
VS EH (VS EH)
SA SA EHH!

now that's- how you do the spelling cheer.

udders la you.

2007-04-16T21:49:00.000+08:00

3 PI drafts, 3 entirely different "groundbreakers". Argh, when Hannah and Melissa started laughing at my straws-from-hell draft, i knew re-doing was the inevitable.

It's Live from abbey road on arts central tmr! Damien Rice and The GooGoo dolls are playing. I'm drooling just thinking about it la. Someone get me tissue- or that wretched 5% for PI.

Arsenal 2 Bolton 1

2007-04-15T22:05:00.000+08:00

A win is a win is a win. Feels really good to finally win, especially over numbskull bolton. Arsenal is still pretty dang wasteful with chances, something Arsene better address fast. The press is kinda swooning over cesc's perf, something i won't entirely disagree to, just that it was adebayor who stole the show last night. Oh and when ivan campo got sent off with his irritating mutt-like afro, I couldn't help but laugh. nyehnyeh.

Musicfest was good. 6 sigfig didn't win(bummer, yes) but hey, next year's only 8 months away. Still can't get those mental images of aaron, yirui and nazri in the house comm video out of my mind (go hannah's blog to see the vid). Sighh, Ima scarred man.

Oh and before I forget, JESSIE THE GREATEST IS DA GREATEST YOO!!!! haha, thankyou for the lovely musicfest tic hor jessie! xDD

In other worrying news, Taabitches' "so lahm" quote is catching on with the inhumane. which kinda pains my soul. ouch.

trigo-anal

2007-04-12T22:23:00.000+08:00

Poor girls on wheel-chairs now make me laugh. 07S34, thank you for screwing up with my sense of morality. And no, lets not even begin debating whether if it was even there in the first place.

He Liveth

2007-04-08T22:12:00.000+08:00

Happy Easter one and all. Absence had better make the heart grow fonder cos considering how ~~stressed~~ eventful JC life is, prolonged absences from this blog is gonna be a major trend.

Birthday came and went and thy jarring one is now officially 17. Not sure what new privilleges i get but you sureeee can't divide it by 2 now! HAH! Thanks for all the attempted jacks, smses presents. Special mention to Candice the sincere one, whose lovely card i insensitively left behind at the BBQ pit, having to make her keep it for the night! I'M SORRYYYY!!! X(

Many things happened this pass 2 weeks. CT election period was pretty fun- strings attached nonetheless. I've pretty muched ran through all possible outcomes (twice a day in fact) and I'm just proud the 16 of us got through this period. No major hiccups/scorn/bad vibes and that is really an uncounted blessing.

Night riding with ODAC on Thursday night/Friday morning was also dang cool yo! Shannon ge came too, so you prolly can imagine why i din mind not sleeping that whole night. And banana prata is like, awesome stuff for the first few mouths- budden loe and behold (haha yes yes) finishing that dang wretched, once-lovely, ghee-ladened thing is like stuffing vomit back down your throat. sorry for the morbid description but hey, now you know.

the coming weeks are gonna be super gruelling stuff. I'm just glad there's a good enough amount of motivation to fling me through. Finding myself sleeping lesser in lecture, (heeheehee). And on top of that, there's ushering and the swiss/german trip to look forward to.

YMDC

2007-03-24T22:08:00.000+08:00

It's messy cos i messed up.

why me and victoria are meant to be.

2007-03-20T22:42:00.000+08:00

"Wah Jarren, your surname very nice. Put a V in it and it becomes love!"

things to note when its 2011

2007-03-18T19:30:00.000+08:00

funny shit.

In 2005, it was a one-day rendevous.

2006, we had 2!

Then this year, 3 wasn't a bad thing.

can't hear, half deaf. hee

2007-03-15T21:38:00.000+08:00

3 days of CTC camp have certainly been enjoyable. There's so much spunk and personality in this batch that i can't wait to work with them. I still remember all the whining and worries(especially with all those scary rumours) but hey, we survived, didn't we? And nothing does more emotional bonding than the good ol' rawness of music. My life is an excellent song. Maybe even better than "you'll never stand alone", "we live, we love" or "soaring high". but that's, a big maybe. hee.

I'll never have this feeling
In any other place
And I've always thought it'd be easy
To leave, to go, to fade
To leave, to go, to fade

And i didn't miss PSC 07! it was a pretty hectic night, considering it rained. Had fun playing judge for the concert section. And memories oh memories, how they love to flood thee. Still remember standing under that intense spotlight, Emceeing with Lynette and finally exclaiming:" they were the b(r)est." It was a pretty hillarious return back to VJ at night. Cabbed back with jukhuan and xianying, before climbing the gate for the first time!! And as i jumped off that wretched red thing, it started trembling and all i could think of was what i was going to if i got caught.

But alas, not all's well this week. The Early November announce an indefinite hiatus. aka, they broke up. sighhh.

I've had a few

2007-03-10T08:25:00.000+08:00

I'm reluctantly emo this morning.

Sec 3 camp was pretty good. KOREF and the ceaseless amounts of flies/mozzies never fails the excite and sizzle the treehugging jarren in me.

Spent most of my time in camp laughing at the inhumanely humourous characters. Mr. Wong, confessed to being at KOREF to look out for scenes to shoot his latest porn film, 7 sins. Desmond, Calvin and John, the 3 psuedo-biatches, peppered the week with bitchy one liners. Pang Hung our resident doctor, is like a tellytubbie with one crazeh dry wit. And add to that motely crew, Kaninaresh, Mr.shit-in-the-toilet-and-suddenly-flush-no-water-so-he-frantically-ran-out-describing-how-big-his-shit-was.

Met the new classmates yesterday. Sorry im superr bad with names but its ok, welcome to S34! We've got 2 more arts students, 1 TSD, and wholeee lot more cheer-crazy moments.

Alritey, I leave you with a classic desmond-the-BIATCH line.

"If you try and you don't succeed -give up."

Truly the only constant

2007-03-03T18:41:00.000+08:00

What a week.

VJ seemed like a culmination of the rawest of emotions- from the joyous A levels, to the unfateful event. Circumstances put me in a little tap dance between empathy and apathy. Having gone through the O's results, the jitters and anxieties seemed all too familiar. Yet at the same time, the weight and swing of the A's on their future was probably beyond our understanding.

And hey, next week's gonna be a blast. the 5 of us, Desmond, John, Calvin, naresh and I will be reaquainting with our lurbleh juniors and the infectious enthuness of everything KOREFFFF. lol. This however, comes with some regrets. Gonna miss O2, and somehow, i feel really stupid volunteering to climb a mountain- twice. BUt knowing the load of benefit that's gonna do to my fitness, Im gonna take this on a positive note.

Oh, and just to rub it in -really- bad, We're gonna "get paid to pon". Hee :))

This one is for the gooners

2007-02-25T21:48:00.000+08:00

It's teh carling cup finals tonight and emotions are running pretty high(well in my case, loe. hee) But bad pun aside, it is really really really not difficult to appreciate Arsenal's contributions to football and all its lurvliness.

So, if you, the neutral one, the one who believes in the power of youth , of guided mentorship and a champion of style over steel, it is with great pleasure that i invite you, to be a one-night gooner. And maybe, just maybe, you'll fall in love with the beauty of football, and Arsenal.

And in the words of damnwells- "you don't have to like me to love me", It's nights like this that Arsenal will make you Man u/liverpool/home united supporters love and hate every single moment ye old arsenal's on the ball. When Cesc and Denilson ooze spunk and creativity that they are so full of. When ade and the beast run riots and make skanky defenders go delirous. When toure shows how even tackling can be just as poetic as his offensive collegues art. Trust me, it wll be moments like that.

Oh yes, i know that deep sinking feeling you have now, sqirming around, just under your consience. You wish you're a gooner huh, don't you?

Victoria Concordia Crescit. :))

I'm clearing up my drafts.

2007-02-20T14:35:00.000+08:00

3 in a day! Spring cleaning never comes too late, aye?

Amos Lee's sympathize is like- woah.

Buy for me la, you money-rich chinese teen. Or else.

big sly grins

2007-02-20T14:29:00.000+08:00

"She's the kind of girl that makes us go crazy when friendster says she's added new photos."

blah.

2007-02-20T14:14:00.000+08:00

I've been having zero affiity with technology lately. This might explain my lack of posts and loss of audio entertainment. This however, fails to cover my apparent accumalation of unpublished posts and sudden consiousness of what I do here.

Ohwell.

Speaking of Ohs, Friday happened to be Mr.Oh's last day in VS. Credit has to go to Calvin and John for planning the surprise tribute. Mr.Forever-fifteen Oh, all the best in your further studies and thanks for all those crazy times. ( I'd quote Prof. Edwin Thumboo, but I'm sure all of you know what line that is.)

Cny has been good. Meeting the rest of them later for dinner at Thaiexpress. And as for my chinese new year resolution (if there's such a thing), I'm gonna try to update more. Oh oh oh, I'm also thinking of moving to wordpress. Somewhere cosier and cleaner, and where the MONSTERS cannot find me. xP

VOTE MARK!!!

2007-02-05T22:08:00.000+08:00

tacky, i know.

2007-02-03T22:50:00.000+08:00

Gone are the days where humour used to be the all-emcompassing aura of this shady part of the blogosphere.

But hey, when all else fails to induce a single ounce of laughter, turn to the econs teacher.

Econs teech: "Jarren, can you stop playing with the fan, don't you know I'm very hot?"
E.T:"Why am I so hot arh?"

And of course, the one that takes the icing for making Jarren-laugh-until-mucus-come-out...

Econs teech: "Wow Mark, I like your c(l)ock!"

Oh and if ever you feel the need to know why my wallet's strangely thin for the beginning of the month, please note that S34 had their very successful JTS last Friday!!!! :))

Fish n Co was great and Polar bear provided night-time entertainment. SGC should introduce it into their "cirriculum" or whatever isit they call CS and DOTA.

Life is good, as long as there's STJ. yay.

hello you, intrigued VJCian

2007-01-23T19:52:00.000+08:00

Pardon my week long absence. 3 weeks are going by so very fast and moments on the keyboard seem to be bugged down by half-heartedness and the social pressures of instant messaging.

By any measure, these few weeks have certainly been eventful. Orientation was pretty much- "liddat lor". Orientation group has been lovely. They is pro i tell you! OGLs Hansel, MinLi and Benji have been awesome. Benji be pimping yo! hahaha.

stayover at Sarah's was also retarded(in a good way of course). That Bridge addiction finally met with a long overdue quelling.

ODAC's B2B camp was also one of the reasons why i go lectures half-dead. Actually I shouldn't be making excuses, but there's one thing i can't possibly excuse- camp was funnnn. PUMALALALALA. G.I Jasmine, Alvin and YongSheng were friendly, entertaining and a reminder of what good facilitating can do.

07S341! haha, somehow this science fac class just exudes arts stream aura. maybe it has something to do with our TSD and music peeps. But hey, who's complaining, more spice in class life.

I'm pretty delighted due to many various incidents and conversations I've had this past few weeks. People watching Soc. is in full swing of things and getting 32 for GP essay was just- gh3y.

Prtty much CCA-less right now. Tutorials are piling but i don't give ~~twothree~~four hoots.

Yes I know, slacking is cool. Whee.

question muck

2007-01-11T21:54:00.000+08:00

For the past seven(plus) days, moment after moment, one question never ceases to pop up. And despite its seemingly frequent cameos, it seems hellbent on remaining unanswered.

"Is this- Family?"

whassup yo, my victorianiggers!

2007-01-02T23:36:00.000+08:00

This, being the first post of 2007, will be one of the hardest too. Despite countless prompts, I've chosen to delay this post- till now.

It is a painful realisation, that as many of my accidental brothers are flung across the island to persue the same academic dreams in different uniforms, that things between us will, and must change. No, it is too big of a lie to say that nothing will change, and that is why i am so fearful of putting all this down, because accepting it would be too much for me.

Dear friends whom have i have crossed paths with in these 4 awesome years, I so dearly wish we could spend one more day in the school that watched us grow. To see those cheeky grins as Reuel falls victim to another heavily-conspired taupok; To smell the heavenly mix of sweat and mud as the rush of football pumps through our bodies; To hear the oh-so sweet anthem that chases our monday blues away.

Oh 2006! A year with so many people to thank for, but time allows me to only mention a few:

God, for despite my shamefully half bacon ways, has been so gracious and merciful.

Teachers, many of whom i know still think im an immature brat...

the lubly juniors who bring WAY TOO MUCH spice and hillarious insiders among us seniors.

EMO dudes of MC/PSB/Black Shirts for showing me that it doesn't take a flu to lose your voices.

4D-D-Delinquent(heh, Mr.E) For possibly setting a very hard taupok record to break.

Special mentions, to Js no less:

JieHao! for despite your short fuse, you are pretty reliable and very good friend. I still remember the times we had WAITING for everyone, since we are usually the ones always early.

Jukhuan! Haha, my fellow indie voyeur, who showed me that Chelsea can really have true fans. From the World Cup, to those Format and Bishop Allen swooning sessions, thanks for making me become a late night freak too.

John! What a special last departure we had from the bus-stop outside lucky plaza, the place where we fought over apples and orange, where retail exploits got reviewed, where male-bitching filled the breezy orchard air. Ahh.

But alas, we are not growing any younger (tsk i sound so aged), and now has come the time for us to fulfill that last stanza of the ~~Victoria~~ OUR anthem.

For others came before and went,
And carried to the world;
Victoria's fame, and our intent
To keep her flag Unfurled.

Take the Cue from the Babi

2006-12-30T22:28:00.000+08:00

It's one more day to the new year and 4 more till the big A.

The thought of that is just so very depressing, especially since the past 3 days have been pure excitement and entertainment, and having to mug-once again- is just... urgh.

Wednesday got pretty rainy (this time not my fault hor), and hence ECP got really muddy on a thursday morning. Met Jiehao, Yen, Jukie, XianYing, Debbo, Nicklim, Bryan for soccer! And despite EVERYONE being late, the mud failed to dry and our little soccer game turned into a mud bath fit for ~~pigs~~ kings. Jukie, Yen, JieHao and I won 2-0!

So after our mud-filled prelude to the sec4 OC outing, we met the rest, Darius, Desmond, Anna, Shuhan, Cheryl, Candice, Lynette at City Hall for the game where it's socially not accepted for guys to use pink balls- Bowling! Everyone was playing crap and hitting scores close to PSI of healthy Singapore, all except for Desmond 'Energyball' Chng, who in hypercharged mode pwned the rest of us. This of course, is contrary to some terribly partial and sexist report . Hee.

Dinner was at Marina South and it turned out to be teh first of 3 consecutive BBQ dinners. Health-nuts Holler in Horror!

Much like successful sequels, e.g. LOTR and X-Men, Friday was reunion #2, This time with the Peeps of OBS Mobile C! Sometimes, you tend to forget how nice some people are, especially after a year. Taiwanese Variety game show games were something new, the BBQ, same old same old.

GEI WO TEMPO READY GO!

Despite being a financially burdenful week, I must say this has been the perfect way to end the hols. Having been reminded how great 2006 was in the past 3 days, 2007 is gonna own and rock.

Lets make sure of that, shall we?

it's one more week people

2006-12-27T20:14:00.000+08:00

Trust me people, my departure and the earthquakes in taiwan were no coincidence.

But of course, you could believe those old science-y goons and their absurd theory that plates are rubbing each other, hence the vibrating island, but all common sense will point you to the fact that taiwan is suffering, very badly from my leaving, and the and withdrawal symptoms include shivering.

Don't believe me? Then explain the flooding in Malaysia too! ah yes, suspicious aye?

I'll leave you and your chin to get re-acquainted. Start scratching it, you pondering fool.

smileys, frownies and the likes

2006-12-23T22:10:00.000+08:00

:)

This smile is for the awesome dinner we had at Bryan's last night.

:))

This one's for "The Holiday", which we watched at 1am.

:D

This ginormous grin is for the soft toy snake John gave me, which was suspiciously green. heh.

xD

This anatomically impossible grin is for the fact that I bought Damien Rice's 9 and The Flaming Lips' At War With The Mystics today!!!!

:(

And this little sad thang is for the fact that i can't open them up till christmas morning.

xD):))

And this mutated alien smile is for the fact that CHRISTMAS IS IN 2 DAYS PEOPLE!!!! WHEEE!

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS WEEKEND! VISIT GRAMAPHONE TO GET PRESENTS HOR! -Preferably mine of course.

taiwan i bade farewell

2006-12-22T01:22:00.000+08:00

I'm Back! Taiwan was breezily cool and refreshingly friendly. Yes yes, trust me when i say this, taiwanese are smiley people. The supposed food paradise that Taiwan was promised to be is sadly a mere facade created by TV shows which tend to overrate- alot.

Lots of photos, but why bore you with a thousand words? I like things simple.

The flight was a blast. Had the luxury of watching "Invincible", yet another one of those insipiring sports movies.wholely entertaining nonetheless.

But neeways, details are boring and I'm hardly enthralled by the idea of making you bored, which ironically is what I'm doing now, leaving me to feel how imcomplete and insecure it is when you make people bored unknowingly and there is no end to this sad, boring dillema. Hello it's 2am so don't give me that crap that i just bullshitted this whole paragraph JUST to sound interesting (HURH)...

cos i really did.

Incoherency makes a lousy 2am buddy. Oddly enough, coherency was required to realise that. Hmm...

Oh gosh im really being freaky right now so lets just recap and look ahead. Taiwan trip, didn't buy much. Tomorrow, Christmas Dinner at Bryan's with i dunno who.

Whee. I like Turkeys, but I would never name my country after it. That's baloney, turkey baloney (:

watch out cos we might just blow your stadium up

2006-12-15T22:37:00.000+08:00

Guess who also sings along to Good Ol Arsenal when Thierry Henry puts a scrocher into the net?

OSAMA BIN LADEN!

It's big and brown

2006-12-15T00:03:00.000+08:00

So it seems there's nothing better to watch at 5.30pm in the gym than the Tyra Banks Show. Today Tyra Banks set out to help people who are too nice. Yes, you read that right. And my guess is that you are telling yourself the same freaking thing i told myself: "Dang, Talk show scriptwriters are a load of bull!"

So anyway, just as the camera pans to Tyra and her 3 guests on the couch, one quite chio the other 2 not so, a cloud of skeptism loomed over me. Yes, granted people who are too nice can cause self-inflicted problems i.e. being shorchanged, forced to do things they would rather not, but hey, isn't it better to leave the world with a few nice people, rather then try to change them. I mean, isn't that what we are all told to do? BE NICE?!?

And then a bald-headed fat ass plonked himself next to the chio one and declared himself the husband.

...

GO! Tyra! GOOO!

Bathed, Shit and Relinked

2006-12-11T09:58:00.001+08:00

Hello and I'm back from my 3rd time to Mawai. Unlike the past 2 times where it was the LTC, this trip was pretty much a leisure trip of sorts and excitingly enough I stepped on a rusty nail and had to be sent for a tetanus shot!

Ain't that fun? xD

In a way I have much to thank for the experience (Yes yes optimism can be a scary thing sometimes). Thanks to my no-slipper-trauma, I've "completed" the Mawai experience.

The trip to the polyclinic was a pretty interesting one. Uncle Sutari (Mr. laughalot) and an Orang Asli whose name i forgot (SORRY) took me down to Mawai Baru and it was a 20min ride in a grey coloured proton. Reached the 24-hour polyclinic but was ironically turned away and were told to come back at 8. -.-

So amidst the fear of getting a lock jaw any moment, we found ourselves at a malay coffeeshop eating kampong nasi goreng. Finally, i took the jab and reached back at mawai by 9 in time for the firefly cruise.

The second day was... something new. Due to my new found pai-ka ness, i was disallowed from climbing gunung arung. Stayed back in camp with Lisa-jie and her niece Genie (yes, cute name and cuter girl), instructor Jason and baby (Cik Anna's daughter). Read "Singapore-the air conditioned nation", played Uno and did some tranquil-catching.

There wasn't really much of an issue with boredom, cos baby and genie were just stirring so much happenings, it was entertaining enough watching them. Like how they started rocking Instructor Jason, who was sleeping in a hammock, until the hammock's rope broke and the 2 of them ran away from the scene of crime. The once-best friends started blaming each other and there you have it, Reality TV @ kem eco mawai.

Third day was pretty much free and easy for everyone. Naresh, who kena barnacle-cuts, stayed with me on the instructor shack as we watched quite enviously as the peeps played on the water obstacle. Rebecca, the 11-year old with her own domain, and her mom were really a funky pair. Her mom was constantly shouting:" falling down is an achievement!" at her, much to the amusement of the pai-ka crew.

Bus left Mawai uber late. Not really sure why, but in the spirit of optimism, at least we got to experience leaving Mawai at night!

Loads of thankews to the instructors, Steven, jacq, Jason, Ze ping, Lisa-jie, Uncle Sunny, Uncle Sut, Uncle Kwok Peng, Cik Anna (her food still ever delicious), The Orang Aslis, Funkeh Peeps of the nature society, and of cos the 7 of you, Desmond, Faizullah, George ,John, Naresh, Shiraj and Zai. Had alot of fun with all those codenames (LOTR meet Wendy nagasaki), crazy lame jokes and the scandalous love triangle between john, george and zai.

O Bla Di O Bla Da Life Goes On. Bye bye Mawai! I'm sure our paths will cross again! :)

Nightmare on Zen street

2006-12-07T01:48:00.000+08:00

Putting your Zen Vision: M on random can be risky business. Hillary Duff's Girl can rock just played (don't ask me how it got there) and I'm still reeling from her screeching and the konky beats she calls music.

But alas, that's not where the danger really lies. 5 tracks down and I've played Bloc party's The pioneer, Goo Goo Doll's Stay With You, Killer's For Reasons Unknown, Flaming Lips' New Radical and Damien Rice's The Rat Within The Grain. And at once, that needy brat floating somewhere in my subconsience starts assailing the part of the brain controlling logic and demands me and wallet satisfy his crazed thirst for these CDs.

Die la die la.

liddat call love meh?

2006-12-07T00:36:00.000+08:00

Just came back from Drama centre at National Library , went to watch "Jack and the bean-sprout" with Liwei and John. Super high on entertainment level, with much credit due to the cool lighting, awesome songs, slick dances and of course, the bubbly and enthu under-10 audience.

Sebastian Tan played "Jack Neo"(hur, celeb pun), and despite the over-milking of all the name-pun (Jack's place, JACK NEO YOU SO STUPID) I didn't get bored of it at all and i was constantly anticipating the next pun. Okay fine, maybe that was just lame-me enjoying what i dish out. xD

Ivan Heng was in drag playing the widowed mom of jack and DANG, she's got to be the hottest tiger beer lady I've seen. Those jugs of hers, frosted no less, were just gorgeous and so life-like. Wah cannot tahan! hee.

Some of the characters were horribly funkeh too, from the malay "chinese gangster", to that hip hop karang guni man, LOL and Bamboo the manga-inspired housekeeper of the giant's house. Everytime bamboo does that act-cute crying scene so typical of mangas i crack up so badly. Madness I tell you!

Oh oh oh and not forgetting, the lovely song which i started singing along to, "liddat call love?" Once sebastian started singing that song it was quite obvious I had to buy the CD, which I did! $10 plus autographs. By the way, if you're ever going to the show, don't miss the autograph session cos the actress playing the lian is quite chio in person ;) Yes, and also because its quite a rare chance and you would not want to miss such an opportunity (hurhur...)

Going Mawai once again this Friday(yay!). Just when we thought we wouldn't be going back there again huh! Going with Zai, Faizullah, Naresh, John and George, and that means I'm going back down to malaysia for the second time! haha, I'm slowly turning into malaysia's tourism board poster child la please.

So from the 8th to 10th, Its the malaysian outdoors for me. AND SISTIC I FORGIVE YOU!

How to spoil Jarren's day

2006-12-05T13:04:00.000+08:00

Shaun says:
i was sitting in row 11.. just behind the arsenal subs and wenger

Shaun says:
a couple of rows behind

Shaun says:
hahas..

I say:
thanks...

Shaun says:
i saw henry up close !!

Shaun says:
hahas..

SHAUN OON WATCHED A LIVE ARSENAL MATCH ARGHHHH! AND NOT ANY NORMAL MATCH MIND YOU, IT WAS A BLEEDY DERBY MATCH AGAINST TOTTENHAM!

One day baby, one day.

I.B.M

2006-12-03T00:15:00.000+08:00

It Befuddles Me,

How crappy sistic services can get. But since Boons/Banes (whichever is the bad one) always come round with Boons/Banes (whichever is the good one), lets hope something awesome and spirit-lifting happens this week. Maybe something like the enlightening of which one's the good one, boon or bane.

In either case, I'll be looking into the whole ticketing industry, so any wealthy investor or well-wishers to the prospect of quality ticketing services, feel awesomely free to drop by an email and we can give SISTIC a darn run for their money. Oh, and it'll be much better if you're an Arsenal fan, cos then we can swoon and go crazy about the gorgeous 3-0 WIN OVER TOTTEN-JIAK-NEH-NEH-HAM!!!!!

Well so much for renewing optimism. I'm gonna try SISTIC one more time and it prolly is not gonna work again, but ohwells, you can cheer me up with KL trip photos! someone please send! Anyone?

2nd ain't here but im back. Hee.

2006-12-01T02:04:00.000+08:00

Justin Timberlake must be a coach driver, cos im back from the land of a thousand frowning taxi drivers.

Apart from the minimal cutural exchanges we had, the Kuala Lumpur trip was mainly about one thing- getting in tuned with the lurvliness of spending money. If Singaporeans are gonna become any animal, its gotta be birds, cos we go cheap cheap cheap the whole day, and its not as if KL doesn't give us reason to do so. But of course, my plunder looks meagre compared to the metro-giants of Bryan, Desmond and John. Still, I got some great steals and here's the loot:

Ben Sherman Tee - 30 Rm xD
Banana Republic tee- 30Rm xDDD
Leather sling bag - 45 Rm
Some punkass clips pants - 70 Rm
graphic playground tee - 19 Rm
Reef Tee - 40 Rm xD
Water For Elephants by Sara Gruen- 30 Rm xD

And you take it all, divide it by the magical number of 2.3, and walla! Bliss aye?

What would sucha awesome trip be without the companionship of Bryan, Desmond, Jiehao, John and J.Oh, who made it all extra funneh and exciting? After 4 days of these 5, i met up with the funky Loes! And trust me, If you are gonna stay in KL for more then 4 days with the only objective being shopping, PLEASE make sure you get good shoes.

Alrighty then, its 2am and i have every other reason to turn in. To all the peeps fluttering around the world, have a safe journey and God bless. May you be granted with 13 dollar banana republic apparel and friends who are just concerned about being friends. Of course, Must have fun La!

good news is my news

2006-11-24T11:35:00.000+08:00

What happens when old fave meets new fave?

You get Eva Green acting in Phillip Pullman's dark material trilogy movie! *yay*

b-i-m-watever

2006-11-23T23:44:00.000+08:00

KL trip starts tmr and Bryan just caused one of the diao-est moments in my life.

Thank God! Praise God! -bryan says:
nonono
Thank God! Praise God! -bryan says:
excite me leh....
of jars and liberal instances says:
...
Thank God! Praise God! -bryan says:
dun bore me with details
of jars and liberal instances says:
how to excite u?

Haven't really swung into the whole retail and metro vibe yet. But, I guess there's no harm trying. Heard a really good way is to start listing.

Okay, here goes... Things to get in the Land of a Thousand Mozarts:
Something leather
Earphones
err. something long?

Wah shit. I really suck at this whole shopping thing, don't I?

Okay uncertainties on shopping aside, PSLTC 06 was really something something. Nightwalk was the most fun i had this holiday so far. And this time no swollen fingers, just exhausted diaphragms from all that laughing.

If Eminem said it, so can I.
Someone, get my (metro)ass another steroid.

See you on the 2nd!

Sleep is for the Weak

2006-11-21T16:52:00.000+08:00

And so, the madness ensues. It's pretty much the same old mundane routine, day after day, playing FM, football, fighting fatigue and heavy eyelids or cooking up even more ways to waste our post-exam asses away. It's something i'd like to call obligatory gniggum

(cool fact: mundaneness IS the noun for mundane xD)

Went to stayover at chaoxiang house last night. The feeling of seperation and SUMOness (not to be mistaken with Emoness) gets worse when you realise that two of your dear classmates, Arwinder and ChaoXiang won't be hanging around the equator any longer. Have fun at Australia and England, and if you ever need to use tajuddin's farewell presents, please remember to take photos!!

Class lunch was nice. And i feel like I'm doing a public service when I tell you never ever ~~fry noodles on the hot plate~~ let reuel test out his culinary skills at seoul garden. Unless of course you find great joys in getting leers and pressuring stares from the outlet manager, then by all means.

PSLTC 06 is well under way, while LTC 06 ended a few days back. The thought of crashing nightwalk is just tingling my spine with excitement. I still remember the horrific experiences i had the last nightwalk, where adrenaline pumped juniors started stamping on my precious fingers when i tried to grab them from below the stairs. Ah such memories.

But the excitement doesn't stop there. There's the KL "shop till you holler and drop" trip coming up on Friday. Bryan, Jiehao, Desmond, John and Mr. Oh will have no choice but to bear with me for 5 days! muahar.

6 words. Cannot wait. Cannot wait. Cannot waaaiiiit!

Queen of Clubs

2006-11-18T21:04:00.000+08:00

Alas, Atus and I had to bid a reluctant farewell, and in a sour-salty moment, he cried while i ate oranges.

T'was awesome, all except for that recurring paper issue which was named after Mr.Oh. Don't ask me why hor, i still haven't figured out why k is a constant and not an alphabet.

Watched 007 at vivocity yesterday. It was kinda traumatic, considering that was the first time i reached home at 3am unplanned.

And then it began to rain.

And then Greenday's time of your life started playing.

I guess its finally over, huh.

Bye bye VS.

4 weeks

2006-10-23T23:13:00.000+08:00

Someone direct me to Atus cos I need to say Hi to him.

For love, come pond.

2006-10-14T20:46:00.000+08:00

Last night was simply magical. Graduation was one of those moments you cannot help but hope you get stuck in for at least a decade. If every day was played out like last night, world peace is in reach baby.

And honestly, firday the 13th ain't unlucky in my books from now on.

To the graduating class of 2006, my best wishes for the coming O levels. I don't care if you smoke Salem, or have issues with preferences, or think Arsenal sucks, or own ipods, or find jamie ong hot, or want to go sunrice academy, or freaking heard okgo on the radio and liked it, I STILL LOVE Y'ALL ... AND YOU HAD BETTER BE LOVING ME BACK! :)

4D! "The Class with Class" Trust me, I found loads of humour from the video where I was caught shouting at you all for "More enthusiasm", cos dangit, we are hands down THE most enthu. And if one day my kids are watching power rangers on a saturday morning, I'm gonna sing the freakin theme song at the top of my voice despite their awkward stares. And then I'll freak them out even more by saying "Black ranger is actually a Singh".

T.G.I.V- THANK GOD IT'S VICTORIA!

These two days have been precious moments. The soccer till 1am, supper at jalan kayu, the joscelin yeo impersonation(in more then one way), photos (manymany), the 3 open houses and the exorbitant taxi fares. But keeping in mind O lvls is in 2 days, its time to practise delayed gratification.

Victoria, Thy Sons Are We,
And We Will Not Forget.
Victoria, Thy Triumph See
And Victories We've Shared yet.

Graduation? What Graduation? Graduation's a lifetime away.

V4VICTORIA

2006-10-12T17:36:00.000+08:00

Graduation's tomorrow, and I cant help but feel that tingling sense of departure. It will be closures galore tomorrow and I'll try my very best not to add any salty bodily essence into my sparkling juice.(and by essence i dont mean anything that aids procreation or homeostasis).
edit: 4D DONT FORGET TO BRING YOUR SPARKLING ~~JEWS~~ JUICE.

Also, taking into account the predicted sudden influx of poignant, sentimental posts that should probably pop up within the next 48 hours, I've decided to delay my un-divine school-leaving piece till I sever my last bond with Victoria- O levels.

I feel weird, I really do. Its like a porcupine's stuck in my throat, and stupid steve irwin's dead, so i dun think i'm gonna try anything to remove it.

"Tonight the headphones will deliver you the words that I can't say."

I'm trying my best not to get emotional.

On another note, noromic media has completely hijacked okgo! xD but ohwell, that means affordable CDs! haha.

2006-10-07T13:42:00.000+08:00

KEVY I OWE YOU:
1)put ur music player on shuffle
2)press forward for each question
3)use the song title as the answer for ur qsn, even if it doesnt make sense
4)tag 5 other people
5)bold the questions and the the answers and give ur own comments

how are you feeling today? The Space Between.
Haha, i guess im feeling strange in the space between today.

how do your friends see u?A Million Ways to be Cruel.
Ok...

will you get married?A Day Late (KENA SETH)
Woah thanks, im gonna be late for my wedding... BY A DAY?!?

what is your best friend's theme song? Dog Problems
hahahahahahaha. so zhun.

what is the story of ur life?It's not your fault
Yay, I'm Faultless.

what was primary school like?Sleeping Dogs
CAREFREE! "sleeping dogs dream of chasing a ball". Sighh

how can you get ahead in life?Mediocre Bad Guys
I'm thinking take up spandex, be some superhero, and wallop mediocre bad guys? hmm.

what is the best thing about your friends? Brooklyn Is Burning
Err, they are pyromaniacs?

what is in stall for this weekend? Changes
Changes! oh oh oh oh, THEY ARE GONNA CHANGE "LOR"! yay.

what song describes you?President of what
xD.

describe your grandparents?Can't Get away
haha, im gonna have long-living grandparents. kewl.

How is your life going? Rebel Yell
"With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more!" Nahh, not getting any action yet.

how does the world see you? Blitzkrieg Bop
"The Kids are losing their minds, the blitzkrieg bop". Crazo jarro.

will you have a happy life?Beating hearts baby
Dang Coronary problems.

what does your friend really think of you? yeah yeah yeah song
This one deserves alot of head-scratching.

do people secretly lust after you?Gravity
what can i say, they cant escape me, like gravity.

how can i make myself happy?Heart Shaped box
Eat chocs?

what should you do with your life? Stay with you
Eeyer, so cheesy.

will you ever have children?two-timing touch and broken bones.
Ohh shit.

Ok 5 3 PPL: Since Js rock, Jont, JieHao, Jukhuan!

HANDS DOWN, BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVARH!

2006-10-03T17:59:00.000+08:00

Happeh Chew-lun day

2006-10-01T21:10:00.000+08:00

Once again, another reason why monday's so fly. And if i were any less creative, I would have listed it here.

2006-09-28T21:20:00.000+08:00

don't call it a trend
cause its the only way we think to get ahead
so meet me in the middle
well, come on, let's make up a dance
and we'll agree to call it the compromise
there's no sense in complaining
if it doesn't change our minds
well, take me by the hand, let's compromise

I have no mood, so *insert whatever terminator said in spanish/danish/german* VJ.

dis-continuum

2006-09-25T12:36:00.000+08:00

I've discontinued plans of getting John Mayer's Continuum, no thanks to freakonomics, devil's prada, singapore dreaming, and many more things I don't need but make slacking so much more ... meaningful.

But hey, that leaves an opening for you to make me a very happy jar. I trust you will do the morally upright thing with that extra 18.95, won't you?

And for the record, the whole Hady/Arsenal agreement, shall only remain within the confines of singing competitions. That's to say, If ever Arsenal has to throng it out with Chelsea down by the KTV lounge, We'll emulate whatever Hady does tonight. HEEHEE!

OK GOTTA GO CATCH PRADA WEARING IMBECILES.

Aren't my "w"s cute?

2006-09-24T00:16:00.000+08:00

Gunners oh Gunners.

prelims = ovarhh

2006-09-22T22:46:00.000+08:00

And so, begins the bittersweet symphony.

I'm gonna be laughing and smiling one moment and suffer guilt pangs the next. oh gosh.

Went to service the vision with bryan and jiehao today. I'm gonna be visonless for 2 weeks now. Sigh with me. And given the gi-normous 5 days holiday the school slapped us with, coupled with the absense of lubly vision, this is getting to be soo unsexah.

Wish me luck in my pursuit of quality slacking aye?

Geniuses' Guide to Fractional Distillation of Fuel

2006-09-20T19:23:00.000+08:00

We had problems memorising the noromic list:

(petroleum) Gas
Petrol
Naptha
Kerosene
Diesel
Lubricating Oil
Bitumen

And so, the tireless search for greener grass led us to this:

Gallas
Pushed
aNd
Kicked
Drogba's and
Lampard's
Balls!

Gotta <3 acronyms.

On the hallowed thing we call Moderation:

2006-09-19T17:57:00.000+08:00

"Shit! I need some stupid Mat to fail!" -(He shall remain anonymous)

I'm Nicotine

2006-09-16T23:01:00.000+08:00

Someone get me The Format's "Dog Problems", 'cos the dang Vision: M is on protest(I blame Chee Soon Juan). If not, Missy Higgins' "the sound of white", Ryan Star's "songs from the eye of an elephant", or John Mayer's "Continuum" will do just fine.

Oh and how could I forget, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALVIN KOR KOR! (I see puking faces).

What's Globalisation? Going Glo(w)bal(l)!

Man, I love geog.

2006-09-15T12:06:00.000+08:00

Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity.

2006-09-13T12:08:00.000+08:00

If today's physics paper was personified, she'd be that unattainable, bitchy, leather pants european model, begging to be whipped, only to realise we were 16-year olds with protractors in one hand, and a compasses in another.

Then she got all fust and whipped us back. Ouch.

Miss me people, miss me.

what did 10 years do to us?

2006-09-07T22:31:00.000+08:00

Blame my memory(of lack of it), but I REALLY forgot sianying's name. The best i could muster was a xiangyi. 6 letters ain't that bad. However, I DO remember that since we stayed in Simei, we were one of the last few to drop off. Hence, floating in between the cranial cavities are bits and pieces of retarded moments. I remember Sianying (Or Xiangyi, in case its not the same person) passing me the dang chicken-pox, causing me to miss the FREAKIN HOLIDAY TO CAINES!!!

The Return of the Lone Iguana says:
which chinese teacher?
The Return of the Lone Iguana says:
lin lao shi?
of jars and 10 years says:
oh man
of jars and 10 years says:
u remember names like some freak-o
The Return of the Lone Iguana says:
heh
The Return of the Lone Iguana says:
our nursery class was N4, form teacher mrs long
of jars and 10 years says:
n4
of jars and 10 years says:
yes yes yes
of jars and 10 years says:
oh man
The Return of the Lone Iguana says:
kindergarten was K1D and K2D
of jars and 10 years says:
crazy
The Return of the Lone Iguana says:
our principal was mrs mary gay
of jars and 10 years says:
i feel like slapping you

The uncanny legion of muggers down by victoria canteen has certainly been family to me for the past few days. Lame-ness upon lame-ness, mugging mood still sustains and it tears my heart to know, we're parting soon. sighhh.

3 days, fathermuggers, 3 days.

Whatsername

2006-09-07T20:48:00.000+08:00

She went away and then I took a different path;
I remember the face
But I cant recall the name;
Now I wonder how whatsername has been.

Suddenly, Green Day's Whatsername makes lesser sense to me.

long awaited, baby.

2006-09-06T23:15:00.000+08:00

There's no need for words, but these are seriously overdue.

teo ser luck!

2006-09-04T22:54:00.000+08:00

Saturday's 130th anniversary dinner was probably one of the most note-worthy adventures of this 4 years. We came, we saw, and dangg, we conquered!

Since Bryan already found out we went for the dinner which I dissuaded him to go to, (SORRY BRO, IT WAS TOTALLY UNEXPECTED), I can now "prismatically" portray the night filled with suspense, drama and unforeseen delight.

What was supposed to be a mundane mugging session in school on a mundane saturday night, turned exotic when rahul and anand, the most gracious and lubly juniors, offered me and john 2 seats down by table 101!! We were bubbling with so much excitment as we ran round the whole siglap link trying to find a formal outfit for john (notwithstanding the irrecoverable damage he did to my closet), and in anti-climatic fashion, we ended up in school uniform. Stalled for time before entering the dinner.

Then the man who sprinkles sexiness in parliament crossed our paths. MR. Teo Ser Luck. The Faux-tennis team, plus jieyu, shook hands and took a photo. Guess whose shoulders literally rubbed MR. Teo's? xD

But Loe and Be-Cheo, God would have it that we had to work harder for those pricey seats. Ding dong tennis team members suddenly appeared out of nowhere, leaving john and I out in the cold, and having to take an "hour-long toilet break". Retreated malu-ishly to the heritage room, lamenting and feeling so dejected.

Then came the second miracle. "Eh, got 5 extra seats, want not?"

Heartbeat skips. Eyes glisten. Cheek muscles contract. :D

And like magicians with a thing to prove, we re-appeared from our "one-hour long toilet break", this time, even appearing with CALVIN! So there we were, Me, Calvin, John, Yuan Hong and JunHeng, this time not the tennis team, but with the volleyball team! Amidst the fear of being plucked out by some hairy guard, we still managed to have fun. And by fun i mean sabo-ing drinks, cheering and of course, yam-senging.

Sadly, that pretty much screwed up the mugging plan i had that night. And given the current trend, there probably won't be much to blog about, unless of course you find stories of me and my miscontruened face whilst lip-synching and mugging, or my very indepth review of why I think Biology is a sexist subject interesting, then you come tag, and I shall blog about it!

For all those fervently mugging, I pray for your health. And I shall leave you with this cool little note from fiftylessons.com.

"Be like a rock of granite- Where pressure can chip bits and pieces of you, but you will never crack."

Comex 06

2006-09-02T00:15:00.000+08:00

Went to Comex @ EXPO today with daddy and jeanna. Hijacker was right, there are so many pretty things to see, people and gadgets.

Today's plunder wasn't too shabby.

we got this stealth plane look-alike cam:

2 webcams:

And of cos, the most apt MP3 player out there for the visionary Huge B:

The Creative Zen Vision: M!! Everytime I hold this, I feel like black ranger of the power rangers. So empowering, so mighty morphing!

Eyecandy aside, the convention was enjoyable in more then one way. For the first time, i saw hordes of people using my ~~remote control~~ handphone!!!

It was sucha heartwrenching moment. <3>

All Children Excrete and Salivate Day

2006-08-31T15:02:00.000+08:00

Though the skies lay dark and gloomy, this little heart can't contain this big message any further:
HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY!!!!!

Despite the lack of screeching guitars or retard skits(hint:kaya), this year's teachers' day have been no less entertaining. Everyone's gotta agree, Female Floorball is probably the hottest new sport aye? ;)

Completed my 10 year abstinence from ACES day and the likes. Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm no un-enthusiast, ask around that's probably the opposite, but rather, you can blame my 10 year boy school stint for my lack of participation in tacky exercise events. With this behind, I'm now more confident abstinence is the way prior to marriage. Say No to frivolity people!

I think I've been very compromising today. We were choosing class jersey numbers and:
I gave tajuddin 18, so no cesc or lubly index,
Shaun took 14 so no henry,
Hordes of people took 7 or 11 so no van.persie or rosicky...
But you know whatt, All's well that ends well. Say hello to 4D's no. 21!!!

Pirlo, David villa, Lahm, and now J.loe. Man, 21's hot hot hot!

2006-08-27T23:53:00.000+08:00

Newmoon got new venture.

2-1

2006-08-25T20:29:00.000+08:00

Soccer C div national semi-finals just ended.
And we won 2-1!!!!!!

The match was probably the most thrilling one yet (finals gonna be more thrilling). Greenview scored early with that pui-kia mat. Although VS was dominating the match, nothing was being converted. Our hearts were practically in our mouths as the time ticked closer and closer to full-time.

Then, came the 5 most amazing minutes of soccer ever played. When ashraf scored the winner, everone was jumping like mad cows and principal almost invaded the pitch.

The final whistle was never that sweet.

Nil Sine Labore. Victorians played their hearts out today. And it was passion, not pride, which those lovely young ones showed out on the pitch today. Numerous notable boy schools vociferate about their undying love for soccer, yet give up the beautiful game for petty acheivements.

Ever been to a national soccer finals? Well, there's one at JJC next Tuesday.
Victoria School VS Sports School/Serangoon sec.

Jurong's gonna sizzle, baby!

hohoho

2006-08-24T22:46:00.000+08:00

this is long overdue...

130 celebrations!

national day!

RHD!

mugger's stayover!

BUBBLES!!!

oooh bubbles!

*pout* me wan bubbles!

high high high.

Every sleepover has its cam-whore moment. this is it.

Oh by the way, don't you just find MC room so cosy? Yes I do.

And this too, is also overdue.

ALICIA PAN!

in comparision to this

whee. prelims rock rock rock.

5 things I need to tell the ding dong bell who himself admitted he can't sing.

2006-08-23T21:38:00.000+08:00

1. Shallow/retarded/disgusting singers beget shallow/retarded/disgusting fans.

2. Paris Hilton sings better than you.

3. Since you enjoy "entertaining" so much, wow me with your dissapearing act.

4. You give drunk-drivers a purpose in life.

5. You are one of the disclaimers on the boxes of hearing-aid kits.

And yes, I'm as subtle as a brick. I also don't expect any of your fans to understand no. 4 and 5 (refer to no.1 as to why), but I do thank you for making ADHD kids look good.

msn mugging

2006-08-21T22:47:00.000+08:00

Nick Lim the loony ~~ponned school to study at home~~ was sick today.

Mr.Loony gave E-learning a whole new meaning. he actually started scanning pages off some assessment book to ask me via MSN.

I was both bemused and amazed at his dilligence. And you know, peer pressure can be healthy. It's like a plague. the power of M!

get ball then talk

2006-08-21T17:55:00.000+08:00

Today's "testimonial" match lived up to its hype. awesome i tell you. 10-6 thriller. Everyone was kinda in a "let-lose" and "grab moment by the balls" form.

The team was leading 5-1 at first. But through sheer inspiration opposition clawed back 5-4, and then the game heated up. Daryl and Raiz were our sizzling strikeforce, putting in 5 between them. The midfield monsters Gavin and Faizullah too, had neat 1-2 flicks which looked super cool. But I guess, with a (ex)national player in your team, you can't do anything else but win.

This did not really hit me till 5 minutes back. In JC, I'm most probably gonna lose zillion of my favourite... "football phrases".

*grabs face and screams in horror*

AH! but there's one which will NEVER be silenced...

!!!VISION!!!

For those who do not know the greatness and pure magic of this simple word, it is this word, when spoken by a certain left-footer whose name starts with "J" and ends with "arren", which strikes fear in any footballer, for it signals the inevitable brilliance of a move so sublime, that even moth balls and dry ice get jealous. hurhur.

YOU HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED!!!

(Oh you know I'm just joking. I can't play fotball for nuts xD hahaha.)

BIOMY

2006-08-20T22:20:00.000+08:00

Mugged with Calvin and John. Practically roamed through the whole bugis/raffles city area before finally settling down at the food court in raffles city. -.- Not bad actually, just that from time to time you get hit by the temptations of aromas and sights.

Found it uber nice to mug to the grooves of smooth, velvety melodies. Only problem for me is that I habitually break concentration to pick up those sizzling lyrics that jingle my toes.

So here's a nice nice mugging playlist:

1. Waiting on the world to change- John Mayer
2. Nobody puts baby in a corner (Acoustic)- Fall Out Boy
3. Some day- Sugar Ray
4. I'm ready, I am- The Format
5. She doesn't get it- The Format
6. Rocket man- Jason Marz (Elton John cover)
7. Blame it on my youth- Jamie Cullum (heh BIOMY)
8. Hair- The Early November
9. When I think of you- Ryan Lee
10.Everlong- Foo fighters

Arsenal drew, but I heard walcott, hoyte, eboue, cesc all had a great game. Wow, with youthful talent like that, It kinda inspires 16 year olds like us to play better soccer! HAHA. speaking of which, tomorrow's last PE. pretty sentimental. For all those awesome moments down by the field, thank you LBK and gang.

t'was fantesticle.

these backs are made for stabbing.

2006-08-16T21:29:00.000+08:00

Had an awesomely bad morning. That b-... Ah forget it. Days like these are worth forgetting. I'm not gonna lose mugging momentum because of you. And justice, we will be dang sweet.

Unpleasentries aside, today was probably the last chinese lesson we had. And while trying to settle the mess, you'd remember how retarded the air dudes are.

And to tell you the truth, I was the optimistic one of the four.

times like this

2006-08-11T23:44:00.000+08:00

Better days - Goo goo dolls

And you ask me what I want this year
And I try to make this kind and clear
Just the chance that maybe we'll find better days
Cause I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
And desire and love and empty things
Just the chance that maybe we'll find better days

So take these words and sing out loud
Cause everyone is forgiven now
Cause tonight's the night the world begins again

I need someplace simple where we can live
And something only you can give
And that's faith and trust and peace while we're alive
And the one poor Child who saved this world
And there's ten million more who probably could
If we all just stopped and said a prayer for them

So take these words and sing out loud
Cause everyone is forgiven now
Cause tonight's the night the world begins again

I wish everyone was loved tonight
And somehow stop this endless fight
Just the chance that maybe we'll find better days

So take these words and sing out loud
Cause everyone is forgiven now
Cause tonight's the night the world begins again
Cause tonight's the night the world begins again

Cos isn't it true, we are all looking for better days.

Chinese O levels

2006-08-11T14:36:00.000+08:00

Results for the Chinese O levels came out today. Had a pretty rough morning. My freakin CCA form was no where in sight and my wallet either eloped with it or decided it was too good for my butt-pocket.Lesson wasn't all that pleasing too, but i guess I had that coming, though it was never JieHao's fault.

Then came recess and the horrible board ~~of doom~~ of results.

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.I got A2.lalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal.sigh.alalalalalal

Soccer at 5. yippee. At least something to look forward to today.

RHD + National Day

2006-08-08T18:27:00.000+08:00

National Day celebrations this year were pretty retarded. I'm utterly digusted by the cam-whore I've become after 4 dang years. Woke up a tad bit late, thus sparking the panic and confusion of morning calls and frantic search of stuff all over the house.

As always, song-singing sessions are messy affairs. Pretty hillarious. Darius and I kept contemplating back and forth whether or not to lay our arms over Mr.Chia's shoulder. And we were doing it on stage, so it looked like 2 goons trying to mug him, before standing back silly, and then trying it all over again. In the end, we DID manage to rub shoulders with the man of iron buns.

Chia, you've done it again. Perverting young victorian minds with images of your wrinkled ass bobbing to the beat of some unknown tamil song. The song may i add, has this awesome echo moment where everyone shouts PAR-YEH-LAY, which hopefully means something like "prosperity", "peace" or "pizza".

This year we had FACE PAINTING baby! 4D clinched third! I'm pretty proud of the goth-inspired design i had, even though some morons painted on my contacts and i had a perpetual white spot, like at the bottom of my vision. sheesh.

Went for lunch at PP, with a red eyebrow.

"mommy! the circus came early!"

Neeways, we were crapping loads about chopping off eng hwee's dick since he has two, and then offering it at the 7th month thingo. And seriously, MDA has been banning the wrong things man. Popular was carrying this book on wanking and pervs, which provides a good read for 5 minutes, until you are too grossed out that your eyes hurt.

I should be in school now, for the supposed mugger's stayover, but i cant for-go my lovely justice league and maggie and me. <3 will post photos another day, but for now, the awesome question and his great taste in women awaits. see ya.

633

2006-08-07T20:41:00.000+08:00

Today's inter-house X country could be the last time I'll ever run at mc.ritchie, and gosh it was pretty sad. Glam got last! but ahwells, fellow glam minions were off-form and i can't really complain since I'm probably the worst of the team.

Pretty interesting commotions around the milo truck. The monkeys from my PSL class were teasing me for my apparent lack of stamina. And the queues for the milo,were as straight as elton john.

"Eh you all never learn traffic rules is it? why the queue liddat?!?"

We were either pretty brave, or extremely dazed to realise, cos we started changing in the open.

Went to watch Click. Really good. Makes you wanna run home and kiss your parents like you did when you were 2 or smth. And for all his mockery and sleaziness, Adam Sandler can really make nice, touching, feel-good stuff, just like what he did with "50 first dates". Kudos for that Adam.

Oh and kate beckinsale looked really hot in this movie. Unlike van helsing or underworld, where she was some goth-ish wreck.

"Would you still love me in the morning?"

"forever and ever, babe."

ahh! go away maggie Q

2006-08-03T21:21:00.000+08:00

Can't say I've been impressed by any Singapore Idol finalist, but most definitely, dang unimpressed with 2 morons who give names starting with "J" a bad name.

Which is why, I'm here URGING you all to pang-seh SI and watch rockstar:supernova. Freak, Ryan starr's performance sucked me in so badly i nearly wet my pants.

You would expect an "idol" show to have better vocals huh?

Can't believe I'll ever say this in my 10 years of angmohood, but I now actually look forward to chinese lessons. Every other class is kinda jealous sia, always asking why we forever laughing during lesson. We've got lameass shannon, horny sang-MILF matthew, sexay beast edward, and of cos the most fei hua lao shi, auntie rong.

Practically no school for the whole of next week. National day celebrations are gonna be pretty cool.

tralala. Move aside maggie Q, Alicia Pan babeh! grah, she like not famous enough, NO PHOTOS ONLINE ONE!!! AHH! stupid stupid stupid. if u have u better send. > <

MOOO!

2006-08-01T22:18:00.000+08:00

Movies kick ass; They show people having sex.

Men are irrational creatures. I'm one of the worst kinds. I tend to say the wrong things, do ignorant stuff, can't care less for others and feed off negative impulses. I sometimes don't even trust myself.

But you all do.

Which makes me even more ashamed of myself.

head automatica

2006-07-31T21:40:00.000+08:00

RI dramafeste was pretty good, although the Emcees of last year's dramafeste, whom i held with such high regard , had predecessors with personalities of that of painted stones.

It was supposed to be a CSW outing, but only indonesia, china, south korea, afghanistan, india and saudi arabia were there. Where were the angmohs arh? tsk tsk tsk.

Really digging Head automatica's "Graduation day". Go see the video on youtube or smth.

Aiyah since I'm nice...

Goes to show, people do change.

Chinese O lvl results this friday. this foobly mixture of anxiousness, excitement and reluctance keeps churning everytime i think of it. We'll wait till then, aye people?

truly madly deeply

2006-07-27T22:36:00.000+08:00

Can't say this week has been enjoyable.

Mock exams really brought out the worst in many of us. Usually, I'll be more than motivated to just study, even if its a small quiz, but somehow, i lost myself this week. I choked and blanked out abit on physics, and i just lost motovation during Bio prac. I actually gave up and walked out with the whole class still doing the dang experiments.

Damn the sloth in me.

I thought about blogging on those ingrates like what jiehao did but they are just undeserving of any form of space here. Thought about doing so for the huge hoohah, but realised im in no position to do so. So heck it if I have not entertained you with my less-than-amusing posts this few weeks, no time no mood.

RI dramafest this saturday shall be my last breather before i plunge deep down into the sea of muggah-ness. And if the fishes speak to me, I'll tell you.

happeh 130!

2006-07-23T22:35:00.000+08:00

Oh man, yesterday's 130th celebration cum official opening was hawt. If being sentimental was a crime, yesterday all those Emo videos and emo performances probably broke all the dang penal codes.

Oh Victoria, 130 years old, but still looking oh-so sexaye. Sucha pity, too young for you la...

Really goodie day. Had fun being morons and camwhoring with all those VVIPs nametags. And for the record, i was being super gentlemanly and never stole any of those tags, unlike some people! Went on bursting balloons like childish-childs and guess what, i broke my specs. hahahaha, so much for reliving memories.

But you know wat, the aura of a-really-good-day did not let that spoil it. Because of that very incident, my corneas now have new hugging partners, I got contacts! whee!

Yesterday was not just about buffets, or really coolio guest of honours, or the awesomest spelling cheer. Yesterday meant something more. Yesterday represented the future, the past and the undying passion binding both together- the Victorian Spirit.

To you we do not really return to Mother, because we never really left.

jars of dirt

2006-07-17T19:53:00.000+08:00

This is gonna sound bimbotic, but, I broke my nail while bowling. ahhh.

Pirates of the caribean 2 was a nail-biting(pun intended), some-what naggy, 2hour 4o min ride. I'm now more than convinced in jerry bruckheimer's ability to make such slick and distracting action scenes that you forget how senseless the whole movie was getting. Still, being male and a sucker for all things explosive, I was thoroughly entertained.

No matters, the showering of chocolates from the exotic lands of france and switzerland made up for all that very well.

If Victorian blood run throughs those veins of yours, lemme remind you of the awesome week ahead. National track finals this wednesday people! Tix running out, so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE see Mr.Oh if you wish to go down to support and bask in the victorian spirit.

130th anniversay celebrations this saturday! Our dear President's coming, cannot wait!

cleavage galore

2006-07-14T22:58:00.000+08:00

this is my 201th post, which means the previous one was the 200th. wahh zidane not bad, can claim some honour on the blog's milestone.

So pop the champagne and light the sparklers, its gonna be another 100 more posts till someone gets that honour again. heeheehee.

Soccer today was rather shiok. three and a half hours, and that pro-ded VJ guy. sighh.

Compliments don't sit well in my stomach. Its not about giving it, but more so with recieving it. Maybe I'm wierd, or maybe you don't really mean it and my spidey-senses tingles me silly.

I need to cut my fingernails/shave my stubble/remove any undesirable filamentous outgrowth.

zidane oh zidane

2006-07-10T20:50:00.001+08:00

Zidane was in, er, inspired form.

Apparently, grass no enough.

boys and girls don anyhow predick

2006-07-09T12:26:00.000+08:00

What can I say, why my prediction so zhun, right jiehao and jukie? xD

1 - 1 tonight. Winner decided in extra time or penalties.

Good luck Henry, Canavaro.

man on the run

2006-07-08T14:13:00.000+08:00

Oh what great joys i had reading the newspapers today.

The main article on Today's 1st - 3rd page did Le Oranje awesome justice.

"there was oranje wherever you turned when the Dutch were in town and it was an amazing sight."

Then Straits times went on to predict Henry scoring a hat-trick, since all World Cup's have had hat-tricks except this one, and it was better late then never.

And just when u thought things could not get any better, you read that my Lubly 3, Henry, Canavaro and Lahm all got named for All-star squad and Ernest Luis of the Newpaper named all 3 of them as his favourite players, you cannot help but feel so happy for them.

Need I point out the ceaseless articles ranting on about the lubliness of those 3? Didn't think so.

Don't know how you feel, but I'm actually quite sad World Cup's gonna end, and I won't have anymore WC-related rants here.

sigh with me.

you are my kryptonite

2006-07-05T17:04:00.000+08:00

Watched Superman yesterday. I know I know, i should have been mugging, studying, something academic and mundane, but hey, the greatness of our singapore government allowed me to enjoy a cinematic adventure so why should i be complaining.

Superman was awesome.

It was cool, Superman really makes you wish you could freaking fly. At the part where he took lois lane up into the cool metropolitan sky and she whispered "I forgot how warm you are", i bet every male was mumuring, "wahlao, not fair!"

It was chio, or rather lois lane(kate bosworth) was. And apparently she won a pulitzer prize, so got brains summore! xD Oh oh oh, John say Kate bosworth looks like **********, but the only diff is, kate can act, ********** cant! haha xP

cute cute cute. Superman's son. When he crashed that piano into the fugly guy's face, that was probably the "oh yeah!" moment of the movie.

Though on geeknotes, I did not really like kevin spacey as lex luthor bacause lex was always much more brainy and conniving then what he was in the movie. Also, since Superman saved the first space rocket launch, doesn't that put it in like 1970's? so what the bloody hell are plasma TVs and camera phones doing every dang where. sighh.

Still, it was a good movie and worth the sacrifice of not studying for the bio. mock test. No hope liao, its screwed.

tag replies

Jukhuan: Eh eh eh, if france win, its gonna be because of HENRY la, not some quite-good chelsea player. (i cannot say they bad cos they playing later)

Jiehao: Simi cute overbite? and henry is a cute bald ok! <3

Chris: yay, its over! al the non-existent mugging finally paid off! wheee.

Kevy: AND YOU CALLED ME EGOASS, LOOK WHOSE TALKING!

Deb: haha thanks, im gonna need LOTS of it man.

Peiqi: Ah yes sad sad. lubly lahm fell to lubly canavaro. germie can now go home. oops, they already are. haha

why oh why WC.

2006-07-03T23:04:00.000+08:00

lubly, indeed.

You DO realise France just beat the world champions right?

And made ronaldo wish he went for liposuction.

And if you never watched Barca play before, made ronaldhino look like a doofus with a donkey face.

And that Zizou is back to his magical ways.

And France has 4 rocks in defence with Viera, Makelele, Thuram and Gallas.

And when they chant "VIVA LA FRANCE", things happen.

Portugal? No chance in a camel's ass.

heads up

2006-07-02T15:12:00.000+08:00

Debbo, I change header! Wheee.

picture speaks a thousand and one words

2006-07-01T17:55:00.000+08:00

purple people

2006-06-27T21:16:00.000+08:00

Ms. Leow was damn hillarious today.

"I know a student, whose father is Indian, and mother is Chinese. So when their children come out, like GREY colour."

Hey guess what! Ultraman isn't Japanese, He's Indian-chinese!! :))

ohio is for lovers

2006-06-26T20:58:00.000+08:00

I'm officially love-less with the World Cup.

Yes, the dutch lost. But seeing how le oranje cheered their team after the match, it just did something to this little guy's heart.

They may not have been the best team, or the hottest, but being so yound and inspired, they can only get better.

Am I sad?? Nahh. Because now, I'm just so excited for WC 2010.

paint causes nose cancer

2006-06-24T14:53:00.000+08:00

World cup group stages are over! And I just can't resist putting together a lubly eleven! :))

For his oh-so inspiring antics in front of goal, PETR CECH! (cze)

For those blazing runs and being such an inspiration to left leggers like me,
left-back PHLIPP LAHM!(ger)

For his no-nonsense and the inspiration he brings to minnows switzerland, centre-back PHLIPPE SENDEROS.(sui)

I'm loving this guy's stinging tackle, centre-back FABIO CANNAVARO! (ita)

I'm quite surpised girls haven't swooned over fabio, i mean look at this!

I need a dutch in here, so here's right-back, GIOVANNI VAN BRONCKHORST!(hol)

Arguably England's best player so far, left-winger JOE COLE. (eng)

He's only 17, he's midfielder CESC!(esp)

I was so damn happy he did not play against lubly holland. its JUAN RIQUELME. (arg)

Surprise, surprise! It's JOAQUIN for right mid! (esp)

And upfront, the little dude, with his protruding ears and hyper runs, reminds me of a monkey, LIONEL MESSI! (arg)

And the chap SO MUCH better then ronaldo, ROBINHO! (bra)

This has been so unbiased, with only 2 Arsenal players and 1 dutch player mind you! But looking at how Henry played, this eleven might change when the whole thing ends. xD

speaking of fat asses....

2006-06-23T22:13:00.000+08:00

Just read this slimming ad on some malaysian thingo, who showed this lady with a pretty good figure after having 2 kids. Ok, everything seems pretty normal and typical of slimming ads right?

Well, not really when you realise she is freaking 20 years old.

20 years old, 2 kids. Wah you horny sow! She is like PAP's model woman la!

All you women, go give birth!